Things I've learned from Reba
 The heart is a lonely hunter.
 If you suspect your beau is cheating:
a) Stay away from phones.
b) Duet with his sailor suited seductress, and blow them both to smithereens in a boat*
 Prostitution is okay…in Fancy's case, it was her last chance. She didn't let her mama down.
 Don't sleep with men named John.