Thursday, 26 January 2012

Things I've learned from Reba

[1] The heart is a lonely hunter.


[2] If you suspect your beau is cheating:

a) Stay away from phones.

b) Duet with his sailor suited seductress, and blow them both to smithereens in a boat*


[3] Prostitution is okay…in Fancy's case, it was her last chance. She didn't let her mama down.


[4] Don't sleep with men named John.


*Boom

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